Intro: (Ol' Dirty b******)
Hooooo! Heeeeyyyyy! Heeee Haaaaaaa! HoooOOOOoo!
She blew in like corn breeze
Tall, brown skin, her weave like palm trees
I wear cocouts
Dip my dunk in between your donuts
Don't want it if it aint no s***, b****!
Father said touch ground
Like playin' Snoop
Don't invite me, I tear the f*** down
White boys cut my toupee
Seven-day resta, on screenplay
I smoke MCs, slay
Aint nutten to bus' a**
Bullet him, get 'im fast!
b****, I don't break out
Pass to the next grass
The dog p*** on MCs like trees
Got mill's but still grill that ol' good welfare cheese
Hooooo! (etc.)
Shame on a nuh!
Who try to step tuh
The Ol' Dirty Bast', put my foot up your uh!
b****, you walk around with you bra too tight
'S alright, you still gon' get f***** tonight
Ho!
(Method Man: Stinkin' a** ho!)
You're the type of b****, don't appreciate s***
Never had s***, so you won't be s***
That p**** there couldn't satisfy a hair on my body
Treat me like a Lord, and s*****r me down
(slurp, slurrrrrp)
Doo-doo brown!
Tossed salad!
Aww, you on some s*** now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nuthin can stop me from buryin' my bone
In the back yard of someone else's house
Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dogged out
Here comes Rover, sniffin' at your a**
But pardon me b****, as I s*** on your grass
That means ho, you been s****** on
I'm not the first dog that s****** on your lawn!
Hoooooooo! (etc. out)
Hooooo! Heeeeyyyyy! Heeee Haaaaaaa! HoooOOOOoo!
She blew in like corn breeze
Tall, brown skin, her weave like palm trees
I wear cocouts
Dip my dunk in between your donuts
Don't want it if it aint no s***, b****!
Father said touch ground
Like playin' Snoop
Don't invite me, I tear the f*** down
White boys cut my toupee
Seven-day resta, on screenplay
I smoke MCs, slay
Aint nutten to bus' a**
Bullet him, get 'im fast!
b****, I don't break out
Pass to the next grass
The dog p*** on MCs like trees
Got mill's but still grill that ol' good welfare cheese
Hooooo! (etc.)
Shame on a nuh!
Who try to step tuh
The Ol' Dirty Bast', put my foot up your uh!
b****, you walk around with you bra too tight
'S alright, you still gon' get f***** tonight
Ho!
(Method Man: Stinkin' a** ho!)
You're the type of b****, don't appreciate s***
Never had s***, so you won't be s***
That p**** there couldn't satisfy a hair on my body
Treat me like a Lord, and s*****r me down
(slurp, slurrrrrp)
Doo-doo brown!
Tossed salad!
Aww, you on some s*** now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nuthin can stop me from buryin' my bone
In the back yard of someone else's house
Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dogged out
Here comes Rover, sniffin' at your a**
But pardon me b****, as I s*** on your grass
That means ho, you been s****** on
I'm not the first dog that s****** on your lawn!
Hoooooooo! (etc. out)