chorus
I got a new kind s**y
I'm working on a recipe for rich
And exotic combinations of some fresh kind of s**y
A new kind of s**y
verse 1
My face is like the California government
In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in
Hair follicles are public school doors
Every day I open up a new pore
And close two more
But it's improper now to comment on what's risen
Because zits pop up quick like they're prisons
It's all blackheads-- no justice now
But they get overcrowded and I bust em out
I'm like Pop! Pop! m***********, I'm a bad man
And some day my skin'll crack like the Badlands
Like my dad's is
But if that's all, I don't give a rat's b****
I'll wear them like they're badges
f*** a boyscout
they're manscout patches
Cause I'm endowed, and how! Dammit
And I know my body makes you want to hang out bad
The way my skin is cleaner than a Shamwow ad
Someday you'll see my stubble from the hubble
On my mama on the double I'ma look like Barney Rubble
chorus
But for now
I got a new kind s**y
I'm working on a theorem of a new
And experimental blend of different rare kinds of s**y
A new kind of s**y
[INTUITION VERSE- ask him what he said]
CHORUS
[DUMBFOUNDEAD VERSE- ask him]
George verse 2
yesterday I bought a pullupbar
I made plans to go jog down the boulevard
I changed my c**inary choices from full of starch
to full of s***
it's total farce
I haven't run a lap in years
but i'll crack a beer
and run the poker table like a f***** racketeer
Boom shakalack-f***
let's have a potluck
I got a hot buck burning a hole in my pocket
so let's**** the tac-truck
jock's suck
Just throw everything we got in the wok
And let's grub till it looks like we're knocked up
CHORUS
JT brought s**y back, but it's a cheap one
So I brought that s**y back for a refund
A new s**y's begun
I got a new kind s**y
I'm working on a recipe for rich
And exotic combinations of some fresh kind of s**y
A new kind of s**y
verse 1
My face is like the California government
In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in
Hair follicles are public school doors
Every day I open up a new pore
And close two more
But it's improper now to comment on what's risen
Because zits pop up quick like they're prisons
It's all blackheads-- no justice now
But they get overcrowded and I bust em out
I'm like Pop! Pop! m***********, I'm a bad man
And some day my skin'll crack like the Badlands
Like my dad's is
But if that's all, I don't give a rat's b****
I'll wear them like they're badges
f*** a boyscout
they're manscout patches
Cause I'm endowed, and how! Dammit
And I know my body makes you want to hang out bad
The way my skin is cleaner than a Shamwow ad
Someday you'll see my stubble from the hubble
On my mama on the double I'ma look like Barney Rubble
chorus
But for now
I got a new kind s**y
I'm working on a theorem of a new
And experimental blend of different rare kinds of s**y
A new kind of s**y
[INTUITION VERSE- ask him what he said]
CHORUS
[DUMBFOUNDEAD VERSE- ask him]
George verse 2
yesterday I bought a pullupbar
I made plans to go jog down the boulevard
I changed my c**inary choices from full of starch
to full of s***
it's total farce
I haven't run a lap in years
but i'll crack a beer
and run the poker table like a f***** racketeer
Boom shakalack-f***
let's have a potluck
I got a hot buck burning a hole in my pocket
so let's**** the tac-truck
jock's suck
Just throw everything we got in the wok
And let's grub till it looks like we're knocked up
CHORUS
JT brought s**y back, but it's a cheap one
So I brought that s**y back for a refund
A new s**y's begun