I've got a twelve-pack of beer and the food's on its way
A brand new Risk board game and I'm ready to play
You can go first after the pieces have been disbursed
From the Northwest Territory to Madagascar
You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen, by far
And I wish you luck on your quest to rule the world
And I can't help but smile as your army attacks
I bet Napoleon Bonaparte never felt this relaxed
Please don't get mad if I make up the rules as we go
There's so much to Risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my Battleship, I'd still look for Clues
My Pursuits aren't Trivial, you have a Monopoly on my heart
You can Twister around, but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play Life
Well, it's Friday night and I can't help my Fascination
With the way the light hits your face in world domination
As the Ukraine gets attacked from the west
And when the rolling dice stops and our little game ends
If your empire's destroyed, can we still be friends
Please take a card, I wouldn't wanna cheat you
There's so much to Risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my Battleship, I'd still look for Clues
My Pursuits aren't Trivial, you have a Monopoly on my heart
You can Twister around, but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play Life
Checkers
No no no
Chess?
Moves way too slow
Sorry
Uh, I've gotta go
Scrabble
Can't get into the flow
Flow
There's so much to Risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my Battleship, I'd still look for Clues
My Pursuits aren't Trivial, you have a Monopoly on my heart
You can Twister around, but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play Life
And we could fly from the board up to the stars
In our little plastic pastel cars
Baby, next time, let's play Life
And if you accepted my invitation gladly
I would thank god for Milton Bradley
Baby, next time, let's play Life
A brand new Risk board game and I'm ready to play
You can go first after the pieces have been disbursed
From the Northwest Territory to Madagascar
You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen, by far
And I wish you luck on your quest to rule the world
And I can't help but smile as your army attacks
I bet Napoleon Bonaparte never felt this relaxed
Please don't get mad if I make up the rules as we go
There's so much to Risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my Battleship, I'd still look for Clues
My Pursuits aren't Trivial, you have a Monopoly on my heart
You can Twister around, but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play Life
Well, it's Friday night and I can't help my Fascination
With the way the light hits your face in world domination
As the Ukraine gets attacked from the west
And when the rolling dice stops and our little game ends
If your empire's destroyed, can we still be friends
Please take a card, I wouldn't wanna cheat you
There's so much to Risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my Battleship, I'd still look for Clues
My Pursuits aren't Trivial, you have a Monopoly on my heart
You can Twister around, but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play Life
Checkers
No no no
Chess?
Moves way too slow
Sorry
Uh, I've gotta go
Scrabble
Can't get into the flow
Flow
There's so much to Risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my Battleship, I'd still look for Clues
My Pursuits aren't Trivial, you have a Monopoly on my heart
You can Twister around, but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play Life
And we could fly from the board up to the stars
In our little plastic pastel cars
Baby, next time, let's play Life
And if you accepted my invitation gladly
I would thank god for Milton Bradley
Baby, next time, let's play Life