Hello you are that guy
That wear the bands t-shirt to their concert
But sometimes you wear their shirt around your waist
And I think I saw you outside before the show
Listening to the band on your car stereo
And I just wanted you to know
You broke the 24 hour concert rule
Nice to meet you guy
Hello you are that liberal
That always makes a scene and gets offended
When anybody says the word r*****ed
I'm sorry I didn't say mentally challenged
Nice to meet you liberal
Hello you are that band
That takes too long to load-in
That takes the cymbals but not the stands
As the next bands wait and talk to your ugly girlfriends
Thank you for breaking strings up on stage
And always finding a reason to complain
About having to open or close the show
Or about how the scene is dead
Nice to meet you band
So you're that cop
You like stereotyping a lot
That always pulls me over in my car
When I'm going 56 in a 25 mile an hour
And I say shouldn't you be out
Catching real criminals instead of working on your quota
I'm sure there is a little boy being molested right now
And the cop says "Do you want to spend the night in jail?"
And I say, "Officer, sure, I might as well."
But the cop just laughs and he calls me a smartass
Hands me a ticket and he walks away
Nice to meet you cop
So you're my professor
That's never been wrong before
You get all your news from the BBC
'Cause American media is full of hipocracy
And you say that everything is trash
Yet there's no real difference between republicans and democrats
And the talking heads they have control
So why even bother going to the polls?
You say "There's not one d*** thing that we can do to change anything"
So tell me, what's the point of me being here?
Nice to meet you professor.
That wear the bands t-shirt to their concert
But sometimes you wear their shirt around your waist
And I think I saw you outside before the show
Listening to the band on your car stereo
And I just wanted you to know
You broke the 24 hour concert rule
Nice to meet you guy
Hello you are that liberal
That always makes a scene and gets offended
When anybody says the word r*****ed
I'm sorry I didn't say mentally challenged
Nice to meet you liberal
Hello you are that band
That takes too long to load-in
That takes the cymbals but not the stands
As the next bands wait and talk to your ugly girlfriends
Thank you for breaking strings up on stage
And always finding a reason to complain
About having to open or close the show
Or about how the scene is dead
Nice to meet you band
So you're that cop
You like stereotyping a lot
That always pulls me over in my car
When I'm going 56 in a 25 mile an hour
And I say shouldn't you be out
Catching real criminals instead of working on your quota
I'm sure there is a little boy being molested right now
And the cop says "Do you want to spend the night in jail?"
And I say, "Officer, sure, I might as well."
But the cop just laughs and he calls me a smartass
Hands me a ticket and he walks away
Nice to meet you cop
So you're my professor
That's never been wrong before
You get all your news from the BBC
'Cause American media is full of hipocracy
And you say that everything is trash
Yet there's no real difference between republicans and democrats
And the talking heads they have control
So why even bother going to the polls?
You say "There's not one d*** thing that we can do to change anything"
So tell me, what's the point of me being here?
Nice to meet you professor.