I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's a**
Tellin' me every move to make
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's a**
Tellin' me how to bake a cake
And I've just about had my fill
Of Doctor f****** Phil
Tired of looking at Tiger's a**
And Shaquille O' f****** Neal
Paris Hilton could f*** up a county fair
Just proof that you can be stupid
And still be a billion-f******-aire
I'm tired of Simon's a** tellin' people that they can't sing
I'd fire Donald Trump's a** for knowing every f****** thing
Jen and Brad and Angelina's a**
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's a**
To run out of f****** film!
I'm tired of everything on TV
Everybody loves Raymond...
Except for f****** me!
I'm tired of that Lance's a**
In France ridin' on a bike
And I could purty much give a d***
What some actress's dress looks like
It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's a** would finally learn to play three cords
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's a**
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
And a fake-a** Larry the Cable's a**
And Git 'er f****** Done!
I'd like to watch football's a**
Without worryin' about T.O.
And I'm resolved to tell W's a**
Where the f*** he can f****** go
I'd be the first to second
Tellin' the third world what the f*** they can f****** do!
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's a** gettin' whipped by the Jews
I'm tired of my own a** singing this f****** song
There's a lot of people's a** I'm tired of
But the list's too f****** long!
And I could be wrong...
OHH, I could be wrong!
Tellin' me every move to make
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's a**
Tellin' me how to bake a cake
And I've just about had my fill
Of Doctor f****** Phil
Tired of looking at Tiger's a**
And Shaquille O' f****** Neal
Paris Hilton could f*** up a county fair
Just proof that you can be stupid
And still be a billion-f******-aire
I'm tired of Simon's a** tellin' people that they can't sing
I'd fire Donald Trump's a** for knowing every f****** thing
Jen and Brad and Angelina's a**
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's a**
To run out of f****** film!
I'm tired of everything on TV
Everybody loves Raymond...
Except for f****** me!
I'm tired of that Lance's a**
In France ridin' on a bike
And I could purty much give a d***
What some actress's dress looks like
It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's a** would finally learn to play three cords
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's a**
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
And a fake-a** Larry the Cable's a**
And Git 'er f****** Done!
I'd like to watch football's a**
Without worryin' about T.O.
And I'm resolved to tell W's a**
Where the f*** he can f****** go
I'd be the first to second
Tellin' the third world what the f*** they can f****** do!
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's a** gettin' whipped by the Jews
I'm tired of my own a** singing this f****** song
There's a lot of people's a** I'm tired of
But the list's too f****** long!
And I could be wrong...
OHH, I could be wrong!