In the Box Lyrics

I've got a little mouse in a box
He's pretty cute but he doesn't get out a lot

If he wants a little run around
I take the box in the park for an hour
Box mice are pretty cool
They don't even have to go to school
They don't p*** cats or talk too much
You won't catch them burning your fuel

Some people get a dog, or a cat,
or a horse, or a frog
I just want my little mouse in the box...