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I f*** the Dead Lyrics

a lot of people think that i'm pretty sick because i f*** dead chicks. it's really not so bad though. hell, at least half the living b****** i've banged f*** like they're dead anyways. so if you really want to get laid, don't waste your time in any bars, or any money on a w****. just cruise to your local graveyard, man. where you're guaranteed to score.

another lifeless, rotting corpse to rape
is all that i crave
my unholy need to sow my demonseed
makes me find a fresh grave
so i dig really deep through the dirt,
the maggots and the worms
and hit the casket at last
my vein-popping c*** is solid as a rock
and is ready to blast
with a swing of my axe,
i quickly crack the coffin lid open wide
the stench of fresh death
from a decomposing wench awaits me inside
i sweat as my heartbeat starts to race
i quickly pull down my pants
i unleash my pulsating shaft
and i slam it up her dried s*****
infectious puss drains down my d***
from my bleeding open sores
the formaldahyde and my blood collide
as my c*** glides through this w****
i crush the c**** that can't complain,
from the stillborn to the old
i f*** them in the a** or in the eye
because a dead girl can't say no

i f*** the dead

while i'm strolling through the 'yard
i can't believe what i see
i find the girl
that teased me through high school
buried right by my feet
for years i secretly loved her,
i kissed her a**, it was a mess
so i told her how i felt,
she laughed and said that i was a pest
then the b**** f***** both of my brothers,
my dad, and best friend
screamed at my family reunion
that i was the scum among men
but after all of these years,
we're alone together at last
a head-on collision through a windshield
gave her new eyes of glass
now her re-constructed face
is a plastic surgeon's disgrace
and her disfigured remains reek of rancid decay
but despite her few flaws
and her expressionless blank stare
my f*****' tool tears her flesh
as the smell of dead fish fills the air
i f*** the dead
after i bust the lid open,
this f*****' b**** becomes mine
with my axe i tear a new hole
right in the middle of her spine
i f*** this s**** in her back,
my b***** snot is my lube
i start to slash this s*** apart
right in her own f*****' tomb
i f*** in her a******, in her gash,
in her mouth, in her ribcage
in her eye socket, my c*** rips her guts out
i suck the maggots from her teeth,
her hair pulls out in my hands
i carve a new c*** to f***
and slam in my hard gland
with every nut that i bust,
i smash her corpse open more
i hack the limbs off her body,
and i desecrate this w****
this is the soulmate that i've searched for
and i love her now even more
but the b**** stabbed me in the back
so tonight i even the score

i f*** the dead
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Three Sixes (2005)
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