Young Zeld
I've been high for over ten thousand years
I picked up the habit from some burnt out peers
I started out with just a little bit
but now I find that I just can't quit
I smoke spliffs, blunts, joints and bowls
I smoke so much weed, I can't read my scrolls
I've hot-boxed the dungeon with an old bug bear
smoke fillin' up our brains like an electric chair
paranoid, I've got a spell ready to cast
won't feel my fury if you puff, puff pass
Bull Doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Olde Tobey
No I never leave the tower without it
No I never ride my dragon without it
No I never f*** a maiden without it
Pass it here cause I'm bout it
s*** I blow a boat through Bilbo's O's
Exhale the chest, and feel it yo
Sit back for a minute, let the beat sink in
Whatchyou thinkn'
Ready to blaze on a little olde tobey
got a little extra for a little old homie
Then Pack it up - Smoke - fill it up again
Then Pack it up - Smoke - fill it up again
I'm puffin' on that wizard weed, it's all a wizard really need
That Southern Star, that Tobey Green, that Westman's Weed
Bull Doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Limahl Spellswell
Man I sell the s***, but I never smoke the s***
Cause everytime I smoke that s*** I'm not about my wits
This Elf rolled up on me like he was rough
He said You got some s***? I said I got enough.
So I pulled out the brick of that Purple Magic,
then his pistol went click, He said thanks, I'll have it
but before he grabbed it, my staff, I jabbed it
Right into his d***s and then spit my automatic
Wooooooo - Close calls ain't my thing
But Jiggy's got that itchy trigger finger maintained
But what if I didn't? I'd be dead in the ground
s***, I'm playin' kids, man I'm high right now
Bull Doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
I've been high for over ten thousand years
I picked up the habit from some burnt out peers
I started out with just a little bit
but now I find that I just can't quit
I smoke spliffs, blunts, joints and bowls
I smoke so much weed, I can't read my scrolls
I've hot-boxed the dungeon with an old bug bear
smoke fillin' up our brains like an electric chair
paranoid, I've got a spell ready to cast
won't feel my fury if you puff, puff pass
Bull Doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Olde Tobey
No I never leave the tower without it
No I never ride my dragon without it
No I never f*** a maiden without it
Pass it here cause I'm bout it
s*** I blow a boat through Bilbo's O's
Exhale the chest, and feel it yo
Sit back for a minute, let the beat sink in
Whatchyou thinkn'
Ready to blaze on a little olde tobey
got a little extra for a little old homie
Then Pack it up - Smoke - fill it up again
Then Pack it up - Smoke - fill it up again
I'm puffin' on that wizard weed, it's all a wizard really need
That Southern Star, that Tobey Green, that Westman's Weed
Bull Doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Limahl Spellswell
Man I sell the s***, but I never smoke the s***
Cause everytime I smoke that s*** I'm not about my wits
This Elf rolled up on me like he was rough
He said You got some s***? I said I got enough.
So I pulled out the brick of that Purple Magic,
then his pistol went click, He said thanks, I'll have it
but before he grabbed it, my staff, I jabbed it
Right into his d***s and then spit my automatic
Wooooooo - Close calls ain't my thing
But Jiggy's got that itchy trigger finger maintained
But what if I didn't? I'd be dead in the ground
s***, I'm playin' kids, man I'm high right now
Bull Doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That Purp Purp Purp Purple Magic