They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker
When I look at you I see the harm that you can do
All the charm you've been fakin'
While the mess your a** is makin'
Though I try to hide you must be using laser guide
I hear that you've been singing
It's your neck I should be wringing
They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker
Time for my revenge - peanuts on my window ledge
A swift one to the p*****
With my rolled up Daily Record
And you can fly away, I'll see you again some day
And I'll be more than glad to feed you
There's some cats would love to meet you
Don't get me wrong I sure have a plan
I'll burn you in your bush before I've bird s***
In my hand, in my hand
In my hand
Sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker
They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is even quicker
A bird on the wing is a beautiful thing
With the exception of species who's speciality's faeces
So here's permission to land under the half brick
In my hand, in my hand
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker
When I look at you I see the harm that you can do
All the charm you've been fakin'
While the mess your a** is makin'
Though I try to hide you must be using laser guide
I hear that you've been singing
It's your neck I should be wringing
They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker
Time for my revenge - peanuts on my window ledge
A swift one to the p*****
With my rolled up Daily Record
And you can fly away, I'll see you again some day
And I'll be more than glad to feed you
There's some cats would love to meet you
Don't get me wrong I sure have a plan
I'll burn you in your bush before I've bird s***
In my hand, in my hand
In my hand
Sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker
They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is even quicker
A bird on the wing is a beautiful thing
With the exception of species who's speciality's faeces
So here's permission to land under the half brick
In my hand, in my hand