Ugly Lyrics

I could have
Read a poem called
Ozymandias
To her instead
I lived for the moment
It was a futile
Gesture anyway
I was here
And she was here
And being broad
Of minds and hips
We did the only thing possible

I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death but
I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with acid

Normally I wouldn't have minded
But I'm allergic to sulphuric acid
Besides she had acne
And if you've got acne, well,
I apologise for disliking it intensely,
But it's understandable that ugly people have got complexes
I mean it seems to me
That ugly people don't have a chance
It's only the children of the f****** wealthy who tend to be good looking

An ugly fart
Attracts a good-looking
Chick if he's got money
An ugly fart
Attracts a good-looking
Chick if he's got money
An ugly fart
Attracts a good-looking
Chick if he's got money

It's different for Jews somehow.
I'd like to see
A passionate film between
The two ugliest
People in the world.
When I say ugly
I don't mean rough looking
I mean hideous.

Don't tell me that
Aesthetics are
Subjective you
Just know the truth
When you see it
Whatever it is

Muscle power
Muscle power
Muscle power
Muscle power