I don?t want no h.i.v.
I don?t want no bullets inside of me
I don?t want no d.w.i.
I don?t want satan sticking that fork in my big eye
I don?t need no driveby in front of my crib
I don?t need your father to find out what I did
Last night with you baby in the back of that cab
In fact I don?t even want to meet your dad
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I don?t want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
I don?t want you to call me Bobo
I don?t need to watch t.v. twenty four hours a day
I don?t need some m************ ad exec trying to tell me what to say
I need a little more gravy on my potato
I need a little more pepper on my big ole pink tomato
I need a little more treble in my stereo
I need a little more blonde in my haireeeooo
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I need a risk free money back guarantee
Don?t need no problems hounding me
I need to make sure my girlfriend?s not got mafia ties
Don?t need nobody coming after me
I need to make sure that I keep my door locked try to keep my gun stocked try to keep it c***ed try to keep it from firing
Late at night at my head when I?m in bed trying not to think about the things that I said to you yesterday
I don?t want no bullets inside of me
I don?t want no d.w.i.
I don?t want satan sticking that fork in my big eye
I don?t need no driveby in front of my crib
I don?t need your father to find out what I did
Last night with you baby in the back of that cab
In fact I don?t even want to meet your dad
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I don?t want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
I don?t want you to call me Bobo
I don?t need to watch t.v. twenty four hours a day
I don?t need some m************ ad exec trying to tell me what to say
I need a little more gravy on my potato
I need a little more pepper on my big ole pink tomato
I need a little more treble in my stereo
I need a little more blonde in my haireeeooo
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something that?ll let me park my car
When I?m f***** up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I need a risk free money back guarantee
Don?t need no problems hounding me
I need to make sure my girlfriend?s not got mafia ties
Don?t need nobody coming after me
I need to make sure that I keep my door locked try to keep my gun stocked try to keep it c***ed try to keep it from firing
Late at night at my head when I?m in bed trying not to think about the things that I said to you yesterday