Kiss Lyrics

The kisses of peace
Started off the evening,
Reasonless fairs so well.
A girded pair we are;
We watch our words
And pretend not to care.
Oh, and the last time we touched
Was on the left side of the porch.
Desire for days, but b***ons never left their ports.

'Cause the kiss is in the chemicals.
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than this alibi,
This feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch.

The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualify the kiss.
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy...
A w****, ahoy, ahoy... a w****.

You take my hand,
You want to lead me to the porch again.
I'm sorry, dear, but this time I must insist
That we set sail from here.
Oh, if we could just f***,
Oh, and never have to touch,
Life would be so I perfect.

'Cause the kiss is in the chemicals.
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than this alibi,
This feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch.

The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualify the kiss.
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy,
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.
The kiss is in the chemicals.
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than my alibi
Of feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch.

The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualifiy the kiss.

The kiss is in the chemicals.
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than this alibi,
This feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch.

The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualify the kiss.
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy,
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.