She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No t**, no t**
My friends are always wondering
No t**, no t**
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no t**,
She's got no t**
She's got no t** [x3]
It's no matter big or small
No t**,no t**
Your s**ist chatter bores us all
No t**, no t**
They say I'm missing out on life,
That I'm being deprived,
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don't laugh and act snide
[Chorus]
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no t**
No t**, no t**
My friends are always wondering
No t**, no t**
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no t**,
She's got no t**
She's got no t** [x3]
It's no matter big or small
No t**,no t**
Your s**ist chatter bores us all
No t**, no t**
They say I'm missing out on life,
That I'm being deprived,
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don't laugh and act snide
[Chorus]
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no t**