My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
And I'm gonna start rhyming on this track
Doing the part brings the memories back
I am not wack just because my mother packed
My lunch for me don't mean I don't come
to school strapped
with a backpack full of dat racks
And my authentic Pokemon baseball cap
My Pokemon Trading cards come out at lunch time,
My Pokemon trading skills are as mad as my rhymes
I win every time without fail
My skills are criminal, I deserve to be in jail
Or maybe I pick off all the younger kids and steal their cards
Cuz I'm a Poke-gangster, man, I'm fully hard
Just because I can't even finish a lap
Of the school oval doesn't mean I can't bust a Poke-cap
In your a**
When you see me pass
Don't even look back, I'm an A-grade class
A-grade gangster whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when I steal your Pikachu
I also like Magic: the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons
I'm on a code in Everquest that has my engine lagging
But I'm still ill enough to prove I'm the f****** best
All the f****** night, m*********** do not test
Regardless do not ask where I got the skills
To beat anyone in any game, getting lots of kills
And don't even start on Quake - I'm the master
If I was to lose it'd be a f****** disaster
People would die in the imminent explosion
Excuse me a sec while I apply some pimple lotion
I smell like cheddar, my manly odor will only make
The chicks wetter
When it comes to consoles, I own them all
But PC's are much better, I reckon - LAWL!
Roflmao look at what I just found
A fake e-gangster tryin' to copy my sound
I'm going to b**-rush his m************ door
Kick him up his a** and stab him with a virtual boy
I've never had s**, but I can code hex
Never wanna fight but I got binary eye
You know Star Trek gives me so much joy
Almost as all my Robotech toys
I swear to God I'll blow off and get the chicks
If not just for my looks but my Jedi Mind Tricks
Seriously man, you cannot compare
When I step into the underage disco people stare
The guys all step back, the chicks all know I'm the mack
If anyone fronts I'll level 3 wizard attack
Kazam! I put a spell on you
Roleplaying is really cool, you know it's true
All my IRC friends think I'm a god
Regardless of the fact that I think they're only mods
My favorite television show would have to be Red Dwarf
And my best friend's alias is Supreme (something)
I play warCraft 3 religiously
I think Maddox is funny, it's killing me
I enjoy haxxoring all the people I harass
And I take a computer programming class
Oh noes I just spat on my mic
Regardless I keep my rhymes tight
Someday my peers will see the light
And they will all see my orc-like might
Regardless of my short sight I can see the future
I will take over with some cheat you just ain't used ta
I'll bring s*** more illegal NES roms
Me and my g****** m***********' Pokemon
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
And I'm gonna start rhyming on this track
Doing the part brings the memories back
I am not wack just because my mother packed
My lunch for me don't mean I don't come
to school strapped
with a backpack full of dat racks
And my authentic Pokemon baseball cap
My Pokemon Trading cards come out at lunch time,
My Pokemon trading skills are as mad as my rhymes
I win every time without fail
My skills are criminal, I deserve to be in jail
Or maybe I pick off all the younger kids and steal their cards
Cuz I'm a Poke-gangster, man, I'm fully hard
Just because I can't even finish a lap
Of the school oval doesn't mean I can't bust a Poke-cap
In your a**
When you see me pass
Don't even look back, I'm an A-grade class
A-grade gangster whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when I steal your Pikachu
I also like Magic: the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons
I'm on a code in Everquest that has my engine lagging
But I'm still ill enough to prove I'm the f****** best
All the f****** night, m*********** do not test
Regardless do not ask where I got the skills
To beat anyone in any game, getting lots of kills
And don't even start on Quake - I'm the master
If I was to lose it'd be a f****** disaster
People would die in the imminent explosion
Excuse me a sec while I apply some pimple lotion
I smell like cheddar, my manly odor will only make
The chicks wetter
When it comes to consoles, I own them all
But PC's are much better, I reckon - LAWL!
Roflmao look at what I just found
A fake e-gangster tryin' to copy my sound
I'm going to b**-rush his m************ door
Kick him up his a** and stab him with a virtual boy
I've never had s**, but I can code hex
Never wanna fight but I got binary eye
You know Star Trek gives me so much joy
Almost as all my Robotech toys
I swear to God I'll blow off and get the chicks
If not just for my looks but my Jedi Mind Tricks
Seriously man, you cannot compare
When I step into the underage disco people stare
The guys all step back, the chicks all know I'm the mack
If anyone fronts I'll level 3 wizard attack
Kazam! I put a spell on you
Roleplaying is really cool, you know it's true
All my IRC friends think I'm a god
Regardless of the fact that I think they're only mods
My favorite television show would have to be Red Dwarf
And my best friend's alias is Supreme (something)
I play warCraft 3 religiously
I think Maddox is funny, it's killing me
I enjoy haxxoring all the people I harass
And I take a computer programming class
Oh noes I just spat on my mic
Regardless I keep my rhymes tight
Someday my peers will see the light
And they will all see my orc-like might
Regardless of my short sight I can see the future
I will take over with some cheat you just ain't used ta
I'll bring s*** more illegal NES roms
Me and my g****** m***********' Pokemon
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like - do you wanna trade cards
d*** right I wanna trade cards, I will trade you
But not my Charizard