Too Depressed to Commit Suicide Lyrics

spoken: "come in"

What a dreary life it is this ... teaching
Feel like a peach melba without a ... peach in
I was so depressed I started ... screeching
Feel like Debbie Harry's hair without the ... bleach in
Telling them to keep down the noise
Are you surprised I lost my voice
Guess I chose the wrong career
Like the Dane in that play by Shakespeare

To be To be or To be or yo-yo-yo
I'm go I'm going I'm going ga ga go
I'm so I'm sewin I'm so in pain inside
I'm too I'm too deep too depressed
to commit ... suicide yo yo yo
(I'm too depressed to commit suicide)
spoken: "couldn't you fix that sink some other time?"

When I go home I waste my time ... markin'
Hate to watch the news read by Leonard ... Parkin
If I were I dog I'd really be ... barkin'
Instead I'll look for some pool with a ... shark in

But then suicide's a crime
Don't want to waste the police's time
Just quietly do myself in
Like the guy in that book by Solzhenitsyn
Archie Archie Bell Archipela-go-go-go
Ga ga Ga ga go Ga ga ga Yo yo yo

I'm so I'm sewin I'm so in pain inside
Too deep Too depressed to commit suicide
(ha ha haa)
Too depressed to commit suicide
Too depressed to commit suicide

Too depressed to inject cyanide
Nooses, ice-cubes, gas, insecticide
razor's blunt so I'll take pesticide
Too depressed to commit suicide
Too depressed to commit suicide
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