Everyone says Slytherin house is the worst place to be
That's because the dungeons are so cold (The dungeons are so cold)
And because we have to deal with Greasy Sevvie Snape
And because our souls have all been sold
To You-Know-Who!
But there good parts too that you may not have seen
We get to wear green
Are expected to be mean
See the Ickle Firsties scream
When you accidentally b**p them in the hallways
Get to goof off in potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
He would always rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
Then ever give detention to someone from his own house
[Repeat all with additional ending]
Thank God for Potter
Got an "A" in potions
Yay Harry Potter
Guess Potters not that bad
That's because the dungeons are so cold (The dungeons are so cold)
And because we have to deal with Greasy Sevvie Snape
And because our souls have all been sold
To You-Know-Who!
But there good parts too that you may not have seen
We get to wear green
Are expected to be mean
See the Ickle Firsties scream
When you accidentally b**p them in the hallways
Get to goof off in potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
He would always rather yell at Harry Potter (Yell at Harry Potter)
Then ever give detention to someone from his own house
[Repeat all with additional ending]
Thank God for Potter
Got an "A" in potions
Yay Harry Potter
Guess Potters not that bad