Natalie's Rap Lyrics

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interviewer: we're sitting here with film star natalie portman
natalie: hello
i: so natalie, what's a day in the life of natalie portman like?
n: do you really want to know?
i: please, tell us
i don't sleep m*********** off that yak and that durban
doin 120 gettin head while i'm swervin
(d*** natalie you a crazy chick
yo shut the f*** up and suck my d***
i bust in dudes mouth like gushers m***********
roll up on nbc and smack the s*** out of jeff zucker

(what you want natalie?)
to drink and fight!
(what you need natalie?)
to f*** all night!

dont touch me when i'm crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat til your s***'s in my shoe
leave you screamin, pay for my dry cleanin
f*** your man, it's my name that hes screamin

i: im sorry natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
n: i never said i was a role model
i: but what about the kids that look up to you, do you have a message for them
all the kids lookin up to me can suck my d***
it's portman m***********
drink til i'm sick
slit your throat
and pour nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while i laugh you die
and all the dudes, you know im talkin to you
(we love you natalie)
i want to f*** you too
is for portman!
is for p****!
i'll kill your f***** dog for fun so don't push me

i: wow, natalie, i'm surprised all this from a harvard graduate
n: well theres a lot you may not know about me
i: really, uh, such as?
when i was in harvard i smoked weed everyday
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
i'll sit right down on your face and take a s***!

natalie you are a badass b**** (hell yeah!)
and i always pay for your dry cleanin
when my s*** gets in your shoe (what!!!)
and as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my d*** is scared of you, ohhhhhh

i: okeedoke, natalie, one final question,
if you could steal a smooch from any guy in hollywood, who would i-


n: no more questions

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