Well! It's one for the TETLEY!
Two for TYPHOO!
Three for the PG!
Come on!
MEK US A BREW!!!
Right!
Gerroff the sofa!
Get in the kitchen!
And get the kettle on!
c** on!!!
(Brew, Brew!)
(Brew, Brew!)
(Brew, Brew!)
(Brew, Brew!)
In ev'ry town and city!
Yer see 'em far and wide.
Yer got these poncy coffee shops!
Where's our National PRIDE!?
I don't want a Mochacinno!
Espresso's not fer me!
I don't want one of yer fancy coffee drinks!
I WANT A CUP O' TEA!!!
(Hiya Love! Welcome to Jean's Cafe! What can I get ya!?
Oh! Hello! Can I have an Iced Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte with foamed milk, marked with Espresso, Caramel and Real Chocolate Sprinkles please!?
I beg yer pardon!?
I'll tell yer, what yer will get!
Yer'll get a CUP OF TEA!!!
Oh! Just mek us a brew then!)
When you come in, after shopping!
Or it's gone half-past Ten!
It's good to know, in times of woe!
The kettle's on again!!
It's full of antioxidants!
It's good fer me and you!!
It could be Fairtrade!
Just get it MADE!
c** On!
CHOP! CHOP!
MEK US A BREW!!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c***ers and c***ettes!?
CAN I GET A BREW!!!?
(Yeaahh!)
Good folk! Let's mek a stand and say!
NO! To CAPPUCINNOS!!
(Nooo!!!)
Raise a REAL mug in yer hand, and say!
DOWN! With CREAMY LATTES!!
(Down with, creamy lattes!)
Ladies and Gentlemen!? ARE YOU WI' ME!!?
(Yeaah!!)
Who really wants, AN ICED PEPPERMINT MOCHA TWIST!!?
(....Not Me!....)
...GOOD!!!
I say, OUT! With Sophisticated! Overpriced!
Not As Nice! Full Fat! Cardboard Cupped COFFEES!!
Can I Get A YEAH!?
(Yeaah!!)
CAN I HAVE A BREW!!!?
(YEAAH!!)
CAN I GET A BREW!!!?
(YEEAAAH!!!)
WELL!!! LET'S ALL HAVE A BREWWW!!!
(YEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!)
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
(Seriously though! Do put the kettle on! Spittin' Feathers 'ere!!)
Two for TYPHOO!
Three for the PG!
Come on!
MEK US A BREW!!!
Right!
Gerroff the sofa!
Get in the kitchen!
And get the kettle on!
c** on!!!
(Brew, Brew!)
(Brew, Brew!)
(Brew, Brew!)
(Brew, Brew!)
In ev'ry town and city!
Yer see 'em far and wide.
Yer got these poncy coffee shops!
Where's our National PRIDE!?
I don't want a Mochacinno!
Espresso's not fer me!
I don't want one of yer fancy coffee drinks!
I WANT A CUP O' TEA!!!
(Hiya Love! Welcome to Jean's Cafe! What can I get ya!?
Oh! Hello! Can I have an Iced Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte with foamed milk, marked with Espresso, Caramel and Real Chocolate Sprinkles please!?
I beg yer pardon!?
I'll tell yer, what yer will get!
Yer'll get a CUP OF TEA!!!
Oh! Just mek us a brew then!)
When you come in, after shopping!
Or it's gone half-past Ten!
It's good to know, in times of woe!
The kettle's on again!!
It's full of antioxidants!
It's good fer me and you!!
It could be Fairtrade!
Just get it MADE!
c** On!
CHOP! CHOP!
MEK US A BREW!!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c***ers and c***ettes!?
CAN I GET A BREW!!!?
(Yeaahh!)
Good folk! Let's mek a stand and say!
NO! To CAPPUCINNOS!!
(Nooo!!!)
Raise a REAL mug in yer hand, and say!
DOWN! With CREAMY LATTES!!
(Down with, creamy lattes!)
Ladies and Gentlemen!? ARE YOU WI' ME!!?
(Yeaah!!)
Who really wants, AN ICED PEPPERMINT MOCHA TWIST!!?
(....Not Me!....)
...GOOD!!!
I say, OUT! With Sophisticated! Overpriced!
Not As Nice! Full Fat! Cardboard Cupped COFFEES!!
Can I Get A YEAH!?
(Yeaah!!)
CAN I HAVE A BREW!!!?
(YEAAH!!)
CAN I GET A BREW!!!?
(YEEAAAH!!!)
WELL!!! LET'S ALL HAVE A BREWWW!!!
(YEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!)
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
c** on! Put the kettle on! I said!!
Oy you! Mek us a brew! I said!!
(Seriously though! Do put the kettle on! Spittin' Feathers 'ere!!)