The party was jumpin' when Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin' and everybody did the "b**p".
But all the time Bertha had been workin' on her goodie,
Now folks call it "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
When Bertha b*** did her goodie,
She started "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
No question.
When Bertha got movin' her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin' - no grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin', the crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "Boogie, Bertha, do your thing!".
Uh, for your information, Bertha had three sisters,
Betty b***, Bella b*** and Bathsheba b***.
When Bertha b*** did her goodie,
She started "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
I said no question.
Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy'll never learn!
Uh-oh, here comes the Troglodyte!
Troglodyte: "Come here, sock it to me!"
Bertha stood back and yelled, "Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"
And the b*** Sisters backed her up when she yelled, "I need ya!".
The Troglodyte, Leroy, Luther and the b*** Sisters all knew
That "The Bertha b*** Boogie" was now the thing to do.
When Bertha b*** did her goodie,
She started "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
No question.
Bertha: "I'll sock it ya, daddy!"
Troglodyte: "Me like, me like! Come here, woman, woman!"
Leroy: "Yo' mama, I'm calling you, man!"
Troglodyte: "Yeah - the Boogie!"
FADE OUT
The whistles were blowin' and everybody did the "b**p".
But all the time Bertha had been workin' on her goodie,
Now folks call it "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
When Bertha b*** did her goodie,
She started "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
No question.
When Bertha got movin' her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin' - no grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin', the crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "Boogie, Bertha, do your thing!".
Uh, for your information, Bertha had three sisters,
Betty b***, Bella b*** and Bathsheba b***.
When Bertha b*** did her goodie,
She started "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
I said no question.
Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy'll never learn!
Uh-oh, here comes the Troglodyte!
Troglodyte: "Come here, sock it to me!"
Bertha stood back and yelled, "Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"
And the b*** Sisters backed her up when she yelled, "I need ya!".
The Troglodyte, Leroy, Luther and the b*** Sisters all knew
That "The Bertha b*** Boogie" was now the thing to do.
When Bertha b*** did her goodie,
She started "The Bertha b*** Boogie".
No question.
Bertha: "I'll sock it ya, daddy!"
Troglodyte: "Me like, me like! Come here, woman, woman!"
Leroy: "Yo' mama, I'm calling you, man!"
Troglodyte: "Yeah - the Boogie!"
FADE OUT