Do You Hear What I Hear? Lyrics

Said a little boy to his brawny Dad
Do you smell what I smell
Think our dinner's burnt brawny Dad
Do you smell what I smell
Our mom our mom
stayed up through the night
she was still awake at day light
I heard Ho Ho Ho through the night
Said the brawny dad to his neighbor John
Have you heard what I heard
Gossips from your friends neighbor John
Have you heard what I heard
She cheat, she cheats
With that Santa creep
It turns out that he and her freaked
It turns out that he and her freaked
Said the neighbor John to that Santa Claus
Do you feel what I feel
What sweet blue eyes you have Santa Claus
Do you feel what I feel
A pulse, a pulse
Runs from head to toes
Now my Santa, you are a pro
Oh my Santa, you are a pro
Said the news to the people of the town
Do you know what we know
We saw Santa Claus sneaking 'round
Turns out he's a big ho
That man, that man
Sleeps with all he can
He likes women and every man
He likes women and every man