Well she wants to be a singer in the band
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a microphone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend
She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes
And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance
And I was never that good at being nice when I should
I guess that she'll forgive right before she tries to kill me
Cause I sold her on yesterday's
Come take me home eye
I can take her waltzing just so she could kick my head in
Oh, I do believe I was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk
I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her
I was lost in her "what's your name?"
Just get me f***** eyes
Oh, take me home eyes
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me
Young souled tiger, begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips
And she said oh my dearest I'm not pretty, isn't it a pity
That you wont kiss these rotten lips?
So take me home eyes
Ole black & blue eyes
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me
Do do do do do do do do do...
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a microphone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend
She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes
And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance
And I was never that good at being nice when I should
I guess that she'll forgive right before she tries to kill me
Cause I sold her on yesterday's
Come take me home eye
I can take her waltzing just so she could kick my head in
Oh, I do believe I was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk
I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her
I was lost in her "what's your name?"
Just get me f***** eyes
Oh, take me home eyes
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me
Young souled tiger, begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips
And she said oh my dearest I'm not pretty, isn't it a pity
That you wont kiss these rotten lips?
So take me home eyes
Ole black & blue eyes
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And thats the very thing when your dealing with me
Do do do do do do do do do...