Elvis f****** Christ! Lyrics

Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:
Elvis f*****' Christ
Elvis f*****' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis f*****' Christ

Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:

Elvis f*****' Christ
Elvis f*****' Christ
Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
Elvis f*****' Christ
I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer s***e
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace

Elvis f*****' Christ
Elvis f*****' Christ
Bad luck'n'mack truckin'
Elvis f*****' Christ

Well the devil gave us Elvis
Drugs, s** and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Thunder under Hell
Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold t***y witchin' spell: yeah
Elvis f*****' Christ
Elvis f*****' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis f*****' Christ

Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil c**t
O' some evil heart throb, like me:

Elvis f*****' Christ
Elvis f*****' Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
Elvis f*****' Christ