Come on lets groove-on-down, catch the bus into
town I feel like ducking & a-diving I've had a
dreadful week, Oh God -look, it's that geek Old
misery who does the driving That driver's sitting
there, no teeth & greased-back hair A union jack
stuck on his briefcase If you give one loud cough,
he's sure to throw you off Deserves to taste
somebody's bootlace
Bus driver 7103 - Hot Dog! He's really got it in
for me.....Road Hog!
He's such a po-faced clown, he'll sulk and then
he'll frown Will not put up with any joking Drives
like a maniac, tears up all the tarmac Slams on
the brakes if someone's smoking
town I feel like ducking & a-diving I've had a
dreadful week, Oh God -look, it's that geek Old
misery who does the driving That driver's sitting
there, no teeth & greased-back hair A union jack
stuck on his briefcase If you give one loud cough,
he's sure to throw you off Deserves to taste
somebody's bootlace
Bus driver 7103 - Hot Dog! He's really got it in
for me.....Road Hog!
He's such a po-faced clown, he'll sulk and then
he'll frown Will not put up with any joking Drives
like a maniac, tears up all the tarmac Slams on
the brakes if someone's smoking