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Mr. Slaters' Parrot Lyrics

Hello, and how did you find yourself this morning?
Well, I just rolled back the sheets, and there I was.

When Mr. Slater's parrot says, "Hello!"
A geezer likes to get one on the go.
We hope to hear him swear.
We love to hear him squeak.
We like to see him biting fingers in his h**** beak.
Sometimes he wants to whistle through his nose.
Whilst picking up a peanut with his toes.
If Johnny Morris had him on his show,
You'd hear the Fuehrer's favorite say, "HELLO!"
Hello... Hello...
Hello...
[parrot noises]
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