In St. Peters the Jammy Pig
Getting ready for his Vatican gig
Shut your noise the world's a sewer
Catch you later on his next world tour
Wheres the new messiah? Where's our life long guide
Show me the wonder of life and i'll show you suicide
So wash that smile off with soap
Chin up my son, we're having such fun
So don't pretend you can't cope
Chin up my son, we're having such fun
Come on we've got to have a drink
Though the worlds dry
As they survey their worhtless crops
It makes me cry all the way to the shops
Where's the new messiah
Such fun-for me a third world mong
Such Fun-The pope bangs his dinner gong
Such Fun-Only lump in his throat
Such Fun-Meat he shoves down in his boat
Getting ready for his Vatican gig
Shut your noise the world's a sewer
Catch you later on his next world tour
Wheres the new messiah? Where's our life long guide
Show me the wonder of life and i'll show you suicide
So wash that smile off with soap
Chin up my son, we're having such fun
So don't pretend you can't cope
Chin up my son, we're having such fun
Come on we've got to have a drink
Though the worlds dry
As they survey their worhtless crops
It makes me cry all the way to the shops
Where's the new messiah
Such fun-for me a third world mong
Such Fun-The pope bangs his dinner gong
Such Fun-Only lump in his throat
Such Fun-Meat he shoves down in his boat