Nine o'clock on channel six
Get the beer and get the chips
Death is live opon the screen
It's reality TV!
New disasters! Don't you miss
All the details - we'll be back right after this
Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews
Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - w***ing off to s** and blood
On patrol with cameras
Gonna make some victims stars
TV vamps, for blood we thirst
Help that man, but shoot him first
Moving pictures full of pain
Voyeurism - wet your a** and fry your brain
Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head
Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - w***ing off to s** and blood
Should there be a day of peace
We've our something up to sleeves
Our "a**istant" will commit
Any s*** to land a hit
Want to be on live TV?
Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - w***ing off to s** and blood
Get the beer and get the chips
Death is live opon the screen
It's reality TV!
New disasters! Don't you miss
All the details - we'll be back right after this
Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews
Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - w***ing off to s** and blood
On patrol with cameras
Gonna make some victims stars
TV vamps, for blood we thirst
Help that man, but shoot him first
Moving pictures full of pain
Voyeurism - wet your a** and fry your brain
Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head
Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - w***ing off to s** and blood
Should there be a day of peace
We've our something up to sleeves
Our "a**istant" will commit
Any s*** to land a hit
Want to be on live TV?
Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - w***ing off to s** and blood