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Toad Joins the Band Lyrics

Luigi: Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!

Mario: I agree, Luigi. We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!
Luigi: How about a Toad?

Mario: A-Yes! A-Hey, Toad, Come over here and-a sing-a to this.

Toad: HELLO!.
HI!.
MARIO!.
AHHH!.
I'M TOAD!
Luigi: Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second, please?

Luigi: I. Am. Scared. I, I wish I... It was like a chicken screaming into my ear, you know? I... uhhh... Now it's sore...

Mario: It was one of the worst things that I've ever heard, I've been scared. I hate my life. I hope that he's shaped like a d***, though.
Both: Ohhhh...

Luigi: Good news, Toad! You've got-a the job!

Toad: HELLO!.

Luigi: AHH!
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