i've got copies of everything
every pressing every color
even the p****-shaped picture disc
so i'm not the only d***
put that down!
don't get fingerprints on the cover
every record is my lover
every rarity i've pursued
is fondled nightly when i'm nude
i'm a w**** for vinyl
need more
still need the limited metal box
and the LP hole is small enough for my c***
my possessions, owning these goods
makes up for my lack of manhood
every pressing every color
even the p****-shaped picture disc
so i'm not the only d***
put that down!
don't get fingerprints on the cover
every record is my lover
every rarity i've pursued
is fondled nightly when i'm nude
i'm a w**** for vinyl
need more
still need the limited metal box
and the LP hole is small enough for my c***
my possessions, owning these goods
makes up for my lack of manhood