The National Pastime Lyrics

MARYLIN: Fellas!
YANKEES: Yeah?
MARYLIN: Fellas!
YANKEES: Is it?
MARYLIN: Hey team!
YANKEES: Off the benches, It's Marylin!
MARYLIN: I just got a date
YANKEES: She just got a date
MARLYIN: With baseball's jumping show
So run me round the bases, put me through my paces
And teach me all the things a slugger's lover should know

MARYLIN: What's that there?
YANKEES: That's the pitcher's mound
MARYLIN: Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round?
YANKEES: Batter up!
MARYLIN: Play ball!
YANKEES: You better give it your all
ALL: Cause all men like to play at
MARYLIN: The national pastime
MARYLIN: Who's that man?
YANKEES: That's the first base coach
MARYLIN: Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach?
YANKEES: Call the ump!
MARYLIN: Throw 'em out!
YANKEES: Because there isn't a doubt that
ALL: All men like to play at
MARYLIN: The national pastime

MARYLIN: When I was just a little girl I liked being dainty and purty
But now that I'm givin' sports a whirl
I find I kinda like to get dirty
YANKEES: Yeah!
YANKEES: Baby, what's that there?
MARYLIN: That's the team bullpen
And I like the odds I'm seeing
No girls, all men!
YANKEES: Hit the deck, look alive!
Beware the ladies like drive
MARYLIN: Yes my skill and my passion 'll elevate the national...

MARYLIN: Peanuts!
Hot dogs!
Cracker jacks!
I don't care, I don't care if I ever get back!

YANKEES: When the season's over, the play won't end
MARYLIN: 'Cause a baseball diamond is a girl's best friend
ALL: Yes the style and the fashion 'll elevate the national PASTIME!