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Hipster Hoax Lyrics

Life's strange when your friends are names on a screen,
and the bulk of them are strangers.
You tap feet to a different beat.
Oh no
As it is we haven't got any rhythm
Down with a second way of life
Make it pretend it's not by default.
Self-exclusionary
Cool and very, very,
very flavor of the week.

This has all been a joke.
This has all been some
jacked-up hipster hoax
that I'm not cool enough to understand.
This has all been a ruse.
What's that?
I laugh I lose?
So, tell it to me, (un)'til it's funny, man,
if this has all been a joke.

You get dressed from a pile of clothes on the floor.
Don't pretend you'll go out later.
You get depressed by the opposite s**. Oh no.
Keep it up until they downgrade the standard.
The media tell us "now's our day"
but we're not the "us" they mean.
So.
Grow a handlebar mus-
tache,
and you can be the trailer park trash of a new regime
It's a joke.
I think it's all been been some
jacked-up hipster hoax.
That I'm not cool enough to understand.

I know it's all been a ruse.
What's that?
I laugh I lose?
So, tell it to me, (un)'til it's funny, man,
if this has all been a joke.

I
won't wear glasses anymore,
or talk about pirates, ninjas and cats.
They never were cool.
I Wrote
my last meme about the zombie apocalypse.
Hit on my last girl with
something clever written in binary
on her t***,
computers are commonplace to the point
where you feel no ownership.
When that aesthetic is gone as well
the dice on your shelf can be your
twenty-side identity crisis.
So get lost in this sea of archetypes.
all as cutting-edge as you;
make the most of it and,
make a post of it and,
scream into an empty room:

This has all been a joke.
I think it's all been some jacked-up
hipster hoax
that I'm not cool enough to understand.
I think it's all been a ruse.
What's that?
I laugh I lose?
So, tell it to me, until it's funny, man,
if this has all been a joke.

I think it's all been a joke.
I know it's all been a hoax.
I think it's all been a joke.
If this has all been a....
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