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I Can Do Whatever I'm White Lyrics

I can do whatever I'm white, yeah.

When I'm in Detroit I run red lights.
Cops don't mind, it's alright,
they say "You can do whatever, you're white."
Baby, I can do whatever; I'm white!
I got me some clothes. I dress real whack.
Bright white pants and a f**** pack.
I can dress however I like.
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white. Yeah.
Anything I want, I can buy a couple stocks,
and I sit outside, and I drink some red wine,
and the cops drive by and they shout "Hell yeah!"
cause you know that the cops don't care. Yeah.
I love me some hockey.
I need me some hockey.
Frisbee's alright, but it ain't no hockey.
Buy me a retriever and listen to Reba,
and I can be a stay-at-home dad. Yeah.
When I'm in Detroit I run red lights.
Cops don't mind, it's alright,
they say "You can do whatever, you're white."
Baby, I can do whatever; I'm white!
I got me some clothes. I dress real whack.
Bright white pants and a f**** pack.
I can dress however I like.
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white. Yeah.
Anytime I want, man, I can go golfing.
I can go jogging, riding on my moped,
Ride down to the lakefront in my Dodge Neon.
Do me some fishing and some jetskying.
I can grab my keys and head out to the skate ring.
Got my rollerblades and the camcorder taping.
I can wear my shorts up above my knees
and I always pay my Blockbuster fees.
I love me some hockey.
I need me some hockey.
Frisbee's alright, but it ain't no hockey.
Buy me a retriever and listen to Reba,
and I can be a stay-at-home dad. Yeah.
hen I'm in Detroit I run red lights.
Cops don't mind, it's alright,
they say "You can do whatever, you're white."
Baby, I can do whatever; I'm white!
I got me some clothes. I dress real whack.
Bright white pants and a f**** pack.
I can dress however I like.
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white. Yeah
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