High School Confidential Lyrics

She's a cool, blonde, scheming b****,
She make my body twitch,
Walking down the corridor.
You can hear her stilettos click,
I want her so much I feel sick.
The girl can't help it,
She really can't help it now.
It's like a high school,
A high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

Teenage Brandos stop her in the halls, (Stella!)
They tease her with catcalls.
She's a combination Anita Ekberg, Mamie Van Doren.
Dagmar, high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.
What's the principal doing with her?
Who's that guy? Is he s******* with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Faberge.
It make me cream my jeans when she come my way.

Oh, high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.
She drives a Candy Pink Cadillac,
If I don't get her soon I'll have a heart attack.
When she passes me a look
I wanna burn my books, give up high school.

Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well
A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, high school confidential.
A high school, high school confidential.