"Good Morning, Vietnam!!! Hey, this is not a test, this is rock 'n roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ. Is that me or does it sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva, Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600, what's the "o" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early. Speaking of early:"
"(hums The Twilight Zone theme song) Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete, he's entered the demilitarized zone. What's a demilitarized zone? sounds like something from The wizard of Oz."
"(female voice) Oh no...don't go in there!! (deep voice)HO HE HO HO-Che Minh. (Female Voice) Oh look landed in Saigon, you're among the little people now.. (midget voice imitation)We represent the ARVN Army. The northern army. (male voice) Oh, no, follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. (Witch Voice) "Oh, I'll get you my pretty!" (Dorothy) Oh, my God, it's the wicked witch of the north. It's Hanoi Hanna! (Witch Voice) "Now, little G.I., you and your little Tutu too.!"
"(female voice)Oh Adrian.. Adrian...giggle...What are you doing Adrian? (Cronauer)Oh Hannah you s***, you've been down everything but the t**anic, stop it right now (witch)I'm melting...HEHEHE... (Cronauer)But hey, here is some advice...Don't eat at a restaurant located next to a pound."
"Hey, can you tell me what's your name? "My name is Roosevelt E. Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in? "I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? "It's hot! d*** hot! Real hot! Hottest thing is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's d*** hot! It's so d*** hot, I saw these little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?" What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle!" Thank you, Roosevelt."
"Here is a song coming your way right now...Nowhere To Run - Martha and the Vandellas YES!"
"(hums The Twilight Zone theme song) Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete, he's entered the demilitarized zone. What's a demilitarized zone? sounds like something from The wizard of Oz."
"(female voice) Oh no...don't go in there!! (deep voice)HO HE HO HO-Che Minh. (Female Voice) Oh look landed in Saigon, you're among the little people now.. (midget voice imitation)We represent the ARVN Army. The northern army. (male voice) Oh, no, follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. (Witch Voice) "Oh, I'll get you my pretty!" (Dorothy) Oh, my God, it's the wicked witch of the north. It's Hanoi Hanna! (Witch Voice) "Now, little G.I., you and your little Tutu too.!"
"(female voice)Oh Adrian.. Adrian...giggle...What are you doing Adrian? (Cronauer)Oh Hannah you s***, you've been down everything but the t**anic, stop it right now (witch)I'm melting...HEHEHE... (Cronauer)But hey, here is some advice...Don't eat at a restaurant located next to a pound."
"Hey, can you tell me what's your name? "My name is Roosevelt E. Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in? "I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? "It's hot! d*** hot! Real hot! Hottest thing is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's d*** hot! It's so d*** hot, I saw these little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?" What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle!" Thank you, Roosevelt."
"Here is a song coming your way right now...Nowhere To Run - Martha and the Vandellas YES!"