Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird...
It's a plane!
Hee hee hee hee, naw! It's Sooperman Lover, baby!
Daddy, Daddy!
Would you please read us a story?
Alright, get over here and sit yo big a** down
Lemme tell you about the Sooperman Lover...
A yo, I was out to lunch and s***
Puffin' on a blunt to get my head ready
Boogie'n to my Walkman
With an "S" on my chest
(Bust a move!)
Yes I'm a super hero, don't forget
I smoke mad n*****
So to hell with cigarettes
But anyway,
Let's get back to this skit
You know who the f*** I am
So git off that ol' bull-shucks
Lunchtime was up, (f***!!)
Let me jet, or I'll collect unemployment bucks
On the way back, black,
I spotted this object, a stray cat
Stuck in a tree
With a tag that says that:
"If found,
Please return to this address"
(How did you see it)?
n****! With my X-Ray eye set!
Like "Pchooooww!"
I jetted to the closest phone booth
Quick fast,
I dipped into my Sooperlover suit...
(I can leap,
Tall buildings
In a single bound...)
Boom!!
Right through the f*****' phone-booth ceiling!
(It's a plane!)
Naw, Sooperman Lover's the name
I can slam King Kong
And pick up freight trains
On a mission,
To save this cat that was wishin'
He was in his litter
Watchin' Fritz on channel 6
Relaxin'
Feet c***ed-up just a little
With a cold c***tail
And a bowl, of tender vittles
I s*****ed, him
Took off through the air like a pigeon
Quick so he won't start
Meowin' and b******'
The letter in cat's tag address
Said the projects
(Elevator's broke!)
So I had to take the back steps
(Knock, Knock)
The door opened
Then my eyes swole
From this bad a** dame (d***!)
Sippin' a quart of "Old Gold"
"Yo, is this your cat?"
"Awww, yes! Where'd you find him at?"
"He was stuck in a tree,
Around Uptown Manhattan"
"Well how the hell did you save him?
Are you Police Undercover?"
"Naw baby,
The "S" on my chest stands for:"
[Chorus:]
Sooperman Lover (Yeah!)
Baby call him the Sooperman Lover
Something wrong...
Something wrong, indeed
Something wrong. Yes, yes indeed...
She was grateful
Lookin' for ways to repay me
No money,
A donut, and some...um coffee maybe?
Of course
What kind of sauce did I take?
Make my donut jelly
And my coffee Sanka
We sat,
Unhooked the cape from the back
She felt my arms
'Cause my pythons looked stacked
"g******, Sooperlover!
Your s*** looks thick
Tell me, how strong are you
With muscles like this? (You bad m***********!)"
(I'm stronger than a locomotive)
I'll keep hittin ya like Rocky
She ran to the room
And came back with a
Negligee, high-heeled shoes,
Wit' a blunt in her mouth
Ready to roll up,
Hey hold up, she had the dollar folded up
To mix the c**e with the smoke
Yo, she was no joke
She took a sniff,
Some got on her top lip
That b**** stuck out her tongue
And gave her top lip a lick
And said "Here baby, hit it."
"Naw baby, I ain't wit' it
You'd need more than a body
To make me want to hit that s***!"
But I'll hit the blunt
So she took out her fronts
Cracked the Philly
Opened the bag and laid out the skunk
Then I took a long pull
It was hype outta sight
We ran into the bedroom
So I cracked my pants for head room
Later, tossed the covers
And oh, brother! I was wit' it
Ready to hit it
Asked my d***, "Yo, wassup G?"
"Yo man, s***'s thick"
Licked her down her belly
And kissed her on her back
Stuck my hands between the legs
And I felt the ball sack
As big as mine (Yo!)
This b**** must be craze,
So I threw my suit on
And I was Swayze...
'Cause I'm the:
[Chorus]
It's a bird...
It's a plane!
Hee hee hee hee, naw! It's Sooperman Lover, baby!
Daddy, Daddy!
Would you please read us a story?
Alright, get over here and sit yo big a** down
Lemme tell you about the Sooperman Lover...
A yo, I was out to lunch and s***
Puffin' on a blunt to get my head ready
Boogie'n to my Walkman
With an "S" on my chest
(Bust a move!)
Yes I'm a super hero, don't forget
I smoke mad n*****
So to hell with cigarettes
But anyway,
Let's get back to this skit
You know who the f*** I am
So git off that ol' bull-shucks
Lunchtime was up, (f***!!)
Let me jet, or I'll collect unemployment bucks
On the way back, black,
I spotted this object, a stray cat
Stuck in a tree
With a tag that says that:
"If found,
Please return to this address"
(How did you see it)?
n****! With my X-Ray eye set!
Like "Pchooooww!"
I jetted to the closest phone booth
Quick fast,
I dipped into my Sooperlover suit...
(I can leap,
Tall buildings
In a single bound...)
Boom!!
Right through the f*****' phone-booth ceiling!
(It's a plane!)
Naw, Sooperman Lover's the name
I can slam King Kong
And pick up freight trains
On a mission,
To save this cat that was wishin'
He was in his litter
Watchin' Fritz on channel 6
Relaxin'
Feet c***ed-up just a little
With a cold c***tail
And a bowl, of tender vittles
I s*****ed, him
Took off through the air like a pigeon
Quick so he won't start
Meowin' and b******'
The letter in cat's tag address
Said the projects
(Elevator's broke!)
So I had to take the back steps
(Knock, Knock)
The door opened
Then my eyes swole
From this bad a** dame (d***!)
Sippin' a quart of "Old Gold"
"Yo, is this your cat?"
"Awww, yes! Where'd you find him at?"
"He was stuck in a tree,
Around Uptown Manhattan"
"Well how the hell did you save him?
Are you Police Undercover?"
"Naw baby,
The "S" on my chest stands for:"
[Chorus:]
Sooperman Lover (Yeah!)
Baby call him the Sooperman Lover
Something wrong...
Something wrong, indeed
Something wrong. Yes, yes indeed...
She was grateful
Lookin' for ways to repay me
No money,
A donut, and some...um coffee maybe?
Of course
What kind of sauce did I take?
Make my donut jelly
And my coffee Sanka
We sat,
Unhooked the cape from the back
She felt my arms
'Cause my pythons looked stacked
"g******, Sooperlover!
Your s*** looks thick
Tell me, how strong are you
With muscles like this? (You bad m***********!)"
(I'm stronger than a locomotive)
I'll keep hittin ya like Rocky
She ran to the room
And came back with a
Negligee, high-heeled shoes,
Wit' a blunt in her mouth
Ready to roll up,
Hey hold up, she had the dollar folded up
To mix the c**e with the smoke
Yo, she was no joke
She took a sniff,
Some got on her top lip
That b**** stuck out her tongue
And gave her top lip a lick
And said "Here baby, hit it."
"Naw baby, I ain't wit' it
You'd need more than a body
To make me want to hit that s***!"
But I'll hit the blunt
So she took out her fronts
Cracked the Philly
Opened the bag and laid out the skunk
Then I took a long pull
It was hype outta sight
We ran into the bedroom
So I cracked my pants for head room
Later, tossed the covers
And oh, brother! I was wit' it
Ready to hit it
Asked my d***, "Yo, wassup G?"
"Yo man, s***'s thick"
Licked her down her belly
And kissed her on her back
Stuck my hands between the legs
And I felt the ball sack
As big as mine (Yo!)
This b**** must be craze,
So I threw my suit on
And I was Swayze...
'Cause I'm the:
[Chorus]