If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And I'll destroy you!
Burn in hell!
I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE f***!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my p**** size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em
But PC takes their s*** on me
There is a rubber for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get
I'm gunna make you eat your own s***
For every spam I get
I'm gunna choke you with your own d***
Thank you for ruining the internet (f***face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (DonkeyBalls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (CooterCream)
Thank you for ruining the internet (d***)
I get re-booted and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame joke from my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what it this shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
d***S ON THE SCREEN
Endless d***age - colosal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gonna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good
Thank you for ruining the internet (s***lick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (p**** steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (a*** b***er)
Thank you for ruining the internet (c***)
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or comminucate to anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these a*******
Who gotta be like "I'm gonna s*** all over
This precious gift to mankind"
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gunna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of s*** to get at 'em
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And I'll destroy you!
Burn in hell!
I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE f***!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my p**** size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em
But PC takes their s*** on me
There is a rubber for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get
I'm gunna make you eat your own s***
For every spam I get
I'm gunna choke you with your own d***
Thank you for ruining the internet (f***face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (DonkeyBalls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (CooterCream)
Thank you for ruining the internet (d***)
I get re-booted and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame joke from my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what it this shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
d***S ON THE SCREEN
Endless d***age - colosal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gonna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good
Thank you for ruining the internet (s***lick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (p**** steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (a*** b***er)
Thank you for ruining the internet (c***)
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or comminucate to anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these a*******
Who gotta be like "I'm gonna s*** all over
This precious gift to mankind"
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gunna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of s*** to get at 'em
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet