Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) Lyrics

I can only count to 4
I can only count to 4
I can only count to 4
I can only count to...
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!one
1, 2, 5, 4... Me count so poor

1, I can count to 1
2, I can count to 2
3, I can count to 3
4, I can count no more!
1, What comes after 1?
2, What comes after 2?
3, What comes after 3?
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!one

I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4.
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4.
Count!

1, 2, 9, 10... As count again...

1, I can count to 1
2, I can count to 2
3, I can count to 3
4, I can count no more
1, What comes after 1?
2, What comes after 2?
3, What comes after 3?
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!one
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4.
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4.

Numbers evolve biting you
You never made it through middle school
Your edumacation
Fled your mind
Now the numbers left your brain behind...

I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to 4!
I can only count to FOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRR
1, You can count to 1
2, You can count to 2
3, You can count to 3
4, You can count no more!
1, What comes after 1?
2, What comes after 2?
3, What comes after 3?
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!one

We can only count to 4!
We can only count to 4!
We can only count to 4.
We can only count to 4!
We can only count to 4!
We can only count to 4.

Numbers!
Numbers!
Why so
Numbers!