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Thortons Big Gulp Lyrics

You wear more make-up than Zsa-Zsa Gabor
Been engaged thirty times because you're a w****
Who did you blow to get in Tattoo magazine?
They airbrushed your teeth so them s**** would look clean
You wanna be the coolest girl, the leader of the pack
But you can't be respected when you're face-deep in sack
You got p***** off online when your bubble started burstin'
It's not my fault you f***** everyone from Fat Rob to Rich Thurston
I'd be so ashamed if you were my daughter
Were you up all night when you f***** Slaughter?
f*** any band whether Skinhead or dreaded
Been in more tour vans than premium unleaded
More paint on your eyebrows than Tammy Fay Baker
"X"es tattooed on your chest because you're a faker
You "did something crazy" when you shaved your head
But who's gonna f*** the bands when AIDS kills you dead?
You even dated the singer from Strangers As h***s
This doesn't rhyme, you just f****** suck
Bright pink hair, thinking you look tight
But you're not cute, you look like a transvestite
f*** anyone for scene points who's willing and able
Been laid in more hotel rooms than basic cable
Claiming straightedge but tipping back beers
You'd f*** Propaghandi except they're all queer
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