Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey Lyrics

We're so sorry Uncle Albert
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain
We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a b***** thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away
-CHORUS-
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky

Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a birth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a b***er pie (b***er pie?)
The b***er wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie
CHORUS

Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around
Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around

CHORUS