Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey Lyrics

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain.
We're so sorry but we haven't heard
A thing all day
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a b***** thing all day
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
But the kettle's on the boil
And we're so easily called away

Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and b***er pie (b***er pie?)
The b***er wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie (alright)

Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little get around
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around

Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
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