You should have seen me last night
when I fell down laughing
and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs
I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall
and tumbled over a pile of metal chairs
Then I cussed out my girlfriend and I, felt up her mom
I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I got drunk a stole a boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht club
doing 90 miles an hour right to the bay
I sunk her out by Buckeye point and walked on into town
Tore up someone's flowers on my way
Then I barged into the Crew's nest and I threw up on the rug
I slapped that hostess on her big behind
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I talk dirty to the waitress and I never leave a tip
But I leave her my cigar b***s in the guacamole dip
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
Well I'm going out tonight, I'm gonna, tie on a good one
Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?
I'll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some a**
And a gay bar where we'll get our drinks for free
We'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece
We'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap wine
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I like to do my late night drinkin in those smokey sleazy bars
Then go out in the parking lot and p*** on people's cars
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
Gimme that wine
I'm feelin so fine
when I fell down laughing
and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs
I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall
and tumbled over a pile of metal chairs
Then I cussed out my girlfriend and I, felt up her mom
I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I got drunk a stole a boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht club
doing 90 miles an hour right to the bay
I sunk her out by Buckeye point and walked on into town
Tore up someone's flowers on my way
Then I barged into the Crew's nest and I threw up on the rug
I slapped that hostess on her big behind
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I talk dirty to the waitress and I never leave a tip
But I leave her my cigar b***s in the guacamole dip
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
Well I'm going out tonight, I'm gonna, tie on a good one
Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?
I'll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some a**
And a gay bar where we'll get our drinks for free
We'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece
We'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap wine
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I like to do my late night drinkin in those smokey sleazy bars
Then go out in the parking lot and p*** on people's cars
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
Gimme that wine
I'm feelin so fine