Pain in the a** Lyrics

I've been trying everything to feed my kicks.
Spanking old ladies, giving it all I've got.
When little ain't enough and your needs are too big.
Learning by doing, chugging pee from a coffee cup.
Jump up and down on me,
move back and forth on me.
You've got to let it out.

Scratch, if you have the needs.
Scream, I'm here to please.
I'll be your pain in the a**.

I'll be your designated driver from behind.
Now turn around, don't let me down.
I'll be your pain in the a**.

Been standing on all four, dressed like Batman.
Juggling t***, bigger than Africa.
A woman on a leash is not for me,
and vanilla is too boring, it won't set me free.
Jump up and down on me,
move back and forth on me.
You've got to let it out.

Scratch, if you have the needs.
Scream, I'm here to please.
I'll be your pain in the a**.

I'll be your designated driver from behind.
Now turn around, don't let me down.
I'll be your pain in the a**.
One way in, no way out.
A giant leap for mankind.
One way in, no way out.
A giant leap for mankind.

Jump up and down on me,
move back and forth on me.
You've got to let it out.

Scratch, if you have the needs.
Scream, I'm here to please.
I'll be your pain in the a**.

I'll be your designated driver from behind.
Now turn around, don't let me down.
I'll be your pain in the a**.