Bananas x25
Your bananas all belong to me
Hear this yellow fruit decree
Find them all where they may be
Shake that tall banana tree
Donkey Kong now lies in chains
Hoist him up with my big crain
He'll be the bait for my trap
Let's see him try and fling his c***
I've tried this s*** now once before
Woke up face first on the floor
Now I have a better plan
To catch this apish monkey clan
Tasty golden yellow jewels
Should not belong to apish fools
Forward, march, bring us glory
Steal their fruit, further the story
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
All my life I've been denied
As Kremling rage seethes inside
This is my lair on scales I swear
Any Kong who ventures near
To rescue this one held so dear
Dies by my hand this is my land
Krow
Kleever
Kudgel
Sting
Kreepy Krow
Kerozene
All my fallen underlings
With you my trust was all for nothing!
Here now I must wait
As Diddy Kong nears the gate
Minions failed
Lair a**ailed
Heads impaled
PLAN DERAILED
Locked in battle so surreal
Shooting off my b**** of steel
I stomp the ground with such a force
Steel myself from all remorse
Though the fight has just begun
I'm having so much f****** fun
Diddy Kong has been knocked out
b****, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout
Dixie Kong now charges forth
Take her out like Peter North
Smack her up, swing again
C'mere b****, SHORYUKEN!
Wait, what's this? It's getting dark
Where'd I get this big red mark?
a**ailed with little monkey blows
Popped me in my big green nose
Done, done, done, done, I am done
Won, won, won, won, they have won
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, I had fun
Run, Run, Run, Run, time to run
Your bananas all belong to me
Hear this yellow fruit decree
Find them all where they may be
Shake that tall banana tree
Donkey Kong now lies in chains
Hoist him up with my big crain
He'll be the bait for my trap
Let's see him try and fling his c***
I've tried this s*** now once before
Woke up face first on the floor
Now I have a better plan
To catch this apish monkey clan
Tasty golden yellow jewels
Should not belong to apish fools
Forward, march, bring us glory
Steal their fruit, further the story
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
All my life I've been denied
As Kremling rage seethes inside
This is my lair on scales I swear
Any Kong who ventures near
To rescue this one held so dear
Dies by my hand this is my land
Krow
Kleever
Kudgel
Sting
Kreepy Krow
Kerozene
All my fallen underlings
With you my trust was all for nothing!
Here now I must wait
As Diddy Kong nears the gate
Minions failed
Lair a**ailed
Heads impaled
PLAN DERAILED
Locked in battle so surreal
Shooting off my b**** of steel
I stomp the ground with such a force
Steel myself from all remorse
Though the fight has just begun
I'm having so much f****** fun
Diddy Kong has been knocked out
b****, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout
Dixie Kong now charges forth
Take her out like Peter North
Smack her up, swing again
C'mere b****, SHORYUKEN!
Wait, what's this? It's getting dark
Where'd I get this big red mark?
a**ailed with little monkey blows
Popped me in my big green nose
Done, done, done, done, I am done
Won, won, won, won, they have won
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, I had fun
Run, Run, Run, Run, time to run