I'd take my own life
If i could try it out for 30 days
But only if i could come back if i wasn't satisfied
They told me: "Shipping and handling will be of no consequence,
And once you give us a try this will all make sense"
And this is what its like, when you dream about dying
And this is what its like, in a dream that you're crying
And I might ask you out
If i could only know that you would say yes
I know it might sound dull
But it might guarantee my happiness
And I'd make it happen if it were the time and place
Although there's a chance i could still fall right on my face
And this is what its like, when you're afraid of flying
And this is what its like, when you've given up trying
If i could try it out for 30 days
But only if i could come back if i wasn't satisfied
They told me: "Shipping and handling will be of no consequence,
And once you give us a try this will all make sense"
And this is what its like, when you dream about dying
And this is what its like, in a dream that you're crying
And I might ask you out
If i could only know that you would say yes
I know it might sound dull
But it might guarantee my happiness
And I'd make it happen if it were the time and place
Although there's a chance i could still fall right on my face
And this is what its like, when you're afraid of flying
And this is what its like, when you've given up trying