Control Alt and Delete
They're the only b***ons that you need
If you get blue screen of death
Stretch your hands apart and press
Control Alt and Delete
It's a secret known to a small lucky few
For looking clever when you haven't got a clue
Say "I see your problem" then
Apply the Helpdesk's brand of ZEN
Control Alt Delete
If machines receive malign intelligence
We've one last way of mounting a defence
If they act like they're above us
And start acting silly b*****s
Control Alt and Delete
Control Alt and Delete
They're the only b***ons that you need
If your screen should ever freeze
The de-icer that you need is
Control Alt and Delete
Control Alt and Delete
They're the only b***ons that you need
If you get blue screen of death
Stretch your hands apart and press
Control Alt and Delete
They're the only b***ons that you need
If you get blue screen of death
Stretch your hands apart and press
Control Alt and Delete
It's a secret known to a small lucky few
For looking clever when you haven't got a clue
Say "I see your problem" then
Apply the Helpdesk's brand of ZEN
Control Alt Delete
If machines receive malign intelligence
We've one last way of mounting a defence
If they act like they're above us
And start acting silly b*****s
Control Alt and Delete
Control Alt and Delete
They're the only b***ons that you need
If your screen should ever freeze
The de-icer that you need is
Control Alt and Delete
Control Alt and Delete
They're the only b***ons that you need
If you get blue screen of death
Stretch your hands apart and press
Control Alt and Delete