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Dave Lyrics

I'm Dirty Suzanna

I've got problems with grammar
So boy where's your manners

Come buy me a slammer

She said how you doing

Welcome to Canning Town

I ain't got much money

And I talk real funny

Now let me in the back of your van

Now I've had a couple of drinks

But you look a bit of alright

and I put your band sticker on me Primark knickers

and I think that might have broken the ice

She told me her brother was a thief

Her dad got nicked for knocking out a coppers teeth

Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans

And when her old man came home he knocked her round

And she told me her mother was on meph

Her daddy used to run with the ICF

I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two

And that's when she said

I'm dirty Suzanna

I've got problems with grammar

Some say it's my stammer

But it's not, not my fault

So boy where's your manners

Come buy me a slammer

And you'll get laid

And I will call you Dave

Yeah, I will call you Dave

Even though your name is Steve

She said that her last fella

He was a proper upmarket guy

Said he took her to the races

And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI

She reached for her sambucca
As I notice her tattoo

It was a love heart with Steve

It was written down her sleeve

Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too

She told me she struggled with her speech

And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street

She tried so hard even spoken therapy

No matter what she tried said they never worked for me

She told me she never had no friends

But made a few acquaintances' by opening her legs

I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two

And that's when she said

I'm dirty Suzanna

I've got problems with grammar

Some say it's my stammer

But it's not, not my fault

So boy where's your manners

Come buy me a slammer

And you'll get laid

And I will call you Dave

Yeah, I will call you Dave

Even though your name is Steve
Oooo ooo Suzanna, Oooo ooo Suzanna

She said lets go out

Lets go out to the cinema

There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham

And it really ain't that far

You can bring the big van

I'll bring the condoms and we can

**** all through the night

That's why they call me dirty Suzanne

And if I should have a baby

We'll get a council flat

Or maybe get a council house

Nah, you need three kids for that

You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash

And we'll have all we need

Child Benefits and cash

I'm dirty Suzanna

I've got problems with grammar

Some say it's my stammer

But it's not, not my fault

I'm dirty Suzanna

I've got problems with grammar

Some say it's my stammer

But it's not, not my fault

So boy where's your manners

Come buy me a slammer

And you'll get laid

And I will call you Dave

Yeah, I will call you Dave

Even though your name is...... Steve
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