House Song Lyrics

I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells they're off the fricking hook.
I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down and fight to the end.

I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date with whoever gets the snitch.

I'm a Hufflepuff
Just staying relaxed
Got our drinks and friends
No feuds we got tact.

(Slytherin) Ew who brought a Hufflepuff?
(Hufflepuff) Hey I'm just trying to have a good time over here. Have a good time
(Everyone) A good time

I'm a Ravenclaw got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch like it's caught up in a tether.

I'm a Slytherin
The house of the snake
Come get in my way
And get tossed in the lake.
I'm a Gryffindor and we own the sky,
Yeah we always win with our rally cry.

I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your muggle a**.

Uh Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan) Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
(everyone) Let's beat him up!
Let's beat him up.
I'm a Slytherin a big fan of Snape
If it's a MoM album we have to say Snape.

I'm a Hufflepuff we're true to the end.
United we stand so I stand with my friends

I'm a Gryffindor as brave as they come
And my namesake sword will get the job done.

I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper but not a total a**.

So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy anyway Aaron?

(Aaron) He's from the show The Big Bang Thoery.

You're out of the band..

(Aaron) He's no Spock!
I don't wanna go!