(Check out my cat belt buckle.)
So yeah, I got this uh, cat belt buckle, it's pretty intense.
I didn't really know it at the time, but the moment I picked up the cat belt buckle at the flea market my life completely changed.
For the better mostly. One day I... Well, maybe I better let old Willie and Hector sing a little song about it.
Cat belt buckle it makes you wanna fly.
Cat belt buckle it makes the ladies cry.
Cat belt buckle, no way to stop it's charm.
Cat belt buckle left these marks on my arm.
(Sharp edges on the cat belt buckle.)
Those guys have pipes am I right? Ladies and gentlemen, this cat belt bucklet can be killer.
One time I was trying to purchase some pre-mixed soup and wouldn't ya know it I was flat broke.
Tragic right? No wrong. I rubbed the cat belt buckle and before ya knew it my wallet had 40 dollars in mixed bills.
I bought Hector a new bike tire!
Cat belt buckle it makes you wanna fly.
Cat belt buckle it makes the ladies cry.
Cat belt buckle, no way to stop it's charm.
Cat belt buckle left these marks on my arm.
(My third eye is the cat belt buckle.)
Yeah I'd say that sums it up.
Anytime there's trouble I just have to rub the pretty kitties face right here on the buckle, and well things just seem to go my way after that.
A man tried to take my belt buckle from me
I don't what that guys problem was. Kind of a weirdo am I right guys?
Cat belt buckle it makes you wanna fly.
Cat belt buckle it makes the ladies cry.
Cat belt buckle, no way to stop it's charm.
Cat belt buckle left these marks on my arm.
(Yes!)
So yeah, I got this uh, cat belt buckle, it's pretty intense.
I didn't really know it at the time, but the moment I picked up the cat belt buckle at the flea market my life completely changed.
For the better mostly. One day I... Well, maybe I better let old Willie and Hector sing a little song about it.
Cat belt buckle it makes you wanna fly.
Cat belt buckle it makes the ladies cry.
Cat belt buckle, no way to stop it's charm.
Cat belt buckle left these marks on my arm.
(Sharp edges on the cat belt buckle.)
Those guys have pipes am I right? Ladies and gentlemen, this cat belt bucklet can be killer.
One time I was trying to purchase some pre-mixed soup and wouldn't ya know it I was flat broke.
Tragic right? No wrong. I rubbed the cat belt buckle and before ya knew it my wallet had 40 dollars in mixed bills.
I bought Hector a new bike tire!
Cat belt buckle it makes you wanna fly.
Cat belt buckle it makes the ladies cry.
Cat belt buckle, no way to stop it's charm.
Cat belt buckle left these marks on my arm.
(My third eye is the cat belt buckle.)
Yeah I'd say that sums it up.
Anytime there's trouble I just have to rub the pretty kitties face right here on the buckle, and well things just seem to go my way after that.
A man tried to take my belt buckle from me
I don't what that guys problem was. Kind of a weirdo am I right guys?
Cat belt buckle it makes you wanna fly.
Cat belt buckle it makes the ladies cry.
Cat belt buckle, no way to stop it's charm.
Cat belt buckle left these marks on my arm.
(Yes!)