So Many Ways to Die Lyrics

Walking in front of a car
Get hit by a shooting star
Getting too drunk on beer
Believing everything that you hear
There's so many ways to die
So many ways to die
A nuclear spill or a germ we can't kill
There's so many ways to die

Asking for directions at night
A shark or rattlesnake b***
A bomb with a mushroom cloud
Chewing your gum too loud

There's so many ways to die
So many ways to die
A volcano, how will we go
There's so many ways to die
Now listen, scientists, preachers, and the media too
Say the end is coming
For me and you
We don't know when
It could happen today
But every last person is going away
Stabbed, beaten or shot
The earth getting way too hot
Unprotected s**
Driving while you text
There's so many ways to die
So many ways to die
We got to love while we can in this frying pan
Cuz there's so many ways to die
I'll tell ya
So many ways to die
Yes there are
So many ways to die