My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with your heart
Your looks are laughable
Un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you really care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentines Day by Day
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with your heart
Your looks are laughable
Un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you really care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentines Day by Day