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Ganon Slayer Lyrics

I roll through Hyrule, swingin my blade. (chop!)
I got mad rupees, hella paid,
and I'm on a quest to eliminate Ganon.
Some say I'm a loose cannon. (tch)
Just becase I like to throw my swords,
and leave 'em stuck dead in ya vocal cords.
That don't mean you have to hate.
Extinguishing evil is my fate. (yeah)
So I roam the land everyday and night,
lookin for adventure, lookin to fight.
Ganon is a wizard, but I am much greater.
My name is Link and I'm the hater exterminator. (ha!)
Don't test me, I come hard.
Don't make me put you with the ghosts in the graveyard.
North-West, South-West.
Secret passage ways in the forest. (yes)
I gotta get that Triforce back,
or the kingdom will think I'm hella whack.
Check it, don't think I'mma let that happen, (no)
I sword fight just as good as I'm rappin'. (hell yeah)
Miss Zelda is my l***, (uh)
to win this princess over
I must wipe the darkness from these lands.
I won't stop 'til I got Ganon's blood on my hands.

That's right fool, I'm comin' for yo pig faced a**! (yeah!)
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me! Nothin'!
Send yo best henchmen!
The Triforce is mine!
Motha f****...

I stop to ask for directions (yep)
from an old man in the secret dungeon section. (what?)
But this is what the old man spoke,
"Dodongo dislike smoke." --What the f***?
I guess I'm better off by myself.
Killing my enemies, stealing their wealth.
And I'm savin up for expensive things:
Arrows, potions, and power rings. (yeah)
All you moblins ain't worth a dime.
Octoroks ain't worth my time. (nope)
Lots of people are scared of spiders right?
Well, I ain't scared of no God d*** tektite. (haha)
Bring it on, b****, bring it on.
Once I find you, you won't last long.
Make fun of my tunic, I ain't mad.
The healing fairies all think I'm rad. (s**y!)
Beat me. Torture me. Cut me up.
I'll feel up a fairy, and she'll heal me up. (uh)
I'm unstoppable, you can't win.
Even if I die, I'll come back again.
So bring yo monstas, they can die too.
Ganon! I'm comin for you...
-So Link continued his journey.
Into the catacombs of Death Mountain. Wherein lies
his ultimate fate. To face Ganon, and return the Triforce
to Hyrule...

I hack and I slash and I stab and I cut
when I finally find Ganon, I will f*** him up.
But this dungeon's a maze, and I am getting lost.
But I will find that b******, no matter the cost.
Digdogger was mean, but I pulled out my bow.
I shot him in the eye with a silver arrow.
A dark nut is nothing but a stain on my sword.
These weak little creatures are leaving me bored.
So I keep on walking 'til I find me a map.
Now I light my candle, and I head down the path.
And I hack and I slash and I kick some more a**.
My health is now dropping.
How long will I last?
I drink my last potion, my mouth is so dry.
And I'm bleeding so much that I fear I might die.
But I will not give up, and on that you can bet.
I will save this kingdom, this ain't over yet!
**(chorus)
Good vs. Evil
No rest
Death Mountain
My quest
Journey to the underground layer
My name is Link
I'm the Ganon Slayer!

**(repeat chorus)

I found heart containers with a bit of luck,
and I use my compass so I'm no longer stuck.
Now I'm outside the layer of my enemy.
So I focus my hate to build more energy.
I kick down the door, but to my suprise
Ganon dissapeared right before my very eyes.
So I stood there and froze in the deep of the dark.
The only sound was the beating of my heart.
But I sensed a movement behind me so I swung
with my Master Sword, and I guess it must've stung.
'Cause Ganon lay hurt as he fell to the floor.
Then I shot about 12 arrows into that w****.
Now Ganon is dead, and the Triforce is back.
And I am a hero.
Zelda is on her back.
I ended my quest in the princess so deep.
I busted my nut, and then I fell asleep.

**(repeat chorus)
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